Sunday, 11 November 2012

50 Shades of Grey - a porn stars review

This book has some how swept across the country and become one of the most talked about books in modern times so when Satine rocked up clutching a nearly finished copy we had to sit down and discuss it. This is in no way a serious review of the book (other than the passages Satine highlighted I have never read it) it is just two friends talking about it and sharing our thoughts based on no research what so ever!

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So there you go another time I will let you all know

How we got into porn.

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If we think our backgrounds had an effect on this.

Thanks as ever for watching looking forward to your comments (especially if you have unlike me actually read the book).

45 comments:

  1. 'Old lady wank!' utterly priceless!Crikey is Literotica still going?I must catch up.I think I'll pass on '50 shades of grey',it seems very tame.Love from Garyxxx.

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  2. Also there may be lots of vacancies at the BBC soon,keep your eyes peeled.

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  3. Masie on the radio.. might even try to tune to bbc then :)

    So you added a lavender bra to your wishlist have you Masie? Just checking ;) I would recommend caution with those tie-wraps,you won't to lock a position/length fixed, not movable-in-the-wrong-way, not healthy.

    Satine is pretty good at her accents, hidden talent there :-)

    As for the 'old lady wank' , it's called an 'extension cord' and should be available for around 5-10 euro in LOTS of stores around Amsterdam. Really.. try it. (I'd send you a cordless wand if those were strong enough)

    How's poppy by the way, nicely recovered and running around like mad as she usually does?

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  4. Book reviews by two sexy girls in bed, you know, that could catch on! When the Beeb get a new DG you should make your pitch.

    It's quite amusing that Satine's accents are probably the most commonly heard ones in porn, mmm, where did she get that idea!?

    Hope Poppy is recovering well

    Dogbee signing off xxx

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  5. The "first wank" bit I found really interesting. Early teens? Just to prove my ignorance of the sexes, is that typical for women? I remember that before I reached my teens I (and most of my peers) spent an inordinate amount of time either trying to hide, or administering to, an erection. The actual "first wank" came about due to me being told by another boy that he had found a used "French Letter" in a drain. In response to the look of total bafflement on my face, said boy then went on to reveal to me what a "French Letter" actually was, i.e. a condom, and that it was full of "come". Again the baffled crinkling of the forehead was met with a scornful, "What, you never wanked off?"
    Although the details are hazy I am surmising that the boy was older than me, as after school he brought me and 4 other interested classmates back to his home where he proceeded to show us exactly what wanking and coming was all about.
    Attempting to emulate the demonstrator resulted in an amazing feeling that has evermore been one of the eternal joys of life. The coming was all mental as at that age I probably didn't even produce any semen to ejaculate, but the feeling was very well worth the few minutes effort to achieve it.
    I hasten to add that this boy never attempted to touch any of us, he just wanted to show off his mad skillz knowledge.

    This growing up was done in an era when the transistor was just a twinkle in the eyes of a few mad scientists. No internet, VERY few computers and those the size of a large room, black and white telly and masturbation (we were told) was an evil lust sent by the devil and would definitely make you go blind.

    Thankfully my eyesight is still pretty good despite decades of indulging in the joyful sport of masturbation.
    I wonder how different it is now for a generation where porn and explicit sexual information is available with a few mouse clicks?

    Now a question for you, have you ever done a shoot with Kylie H? If so I would love to see it. For me, guy-girl porn does nothing. Doing it, yes please and the more the merrier, but watching, no thanks. I do really find watching Girl-Girl however, immensely satisfying.
    OK, I had no intention to write a novel here so thanks for the blog, now I found it I will read on with interest.

    **I hope Poppy is all right now**

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  6. Crikey!!!War and Peace!!!

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  7. The girls are really hot and sexy. Are they really a porn star
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    1. Yes Rizza, if you want to see more of Satine and Masie in vids and shoots they have done (along with dozens of other hot girls) just click on the link at top right of this page for AbbyWinters.com
      No I am nothing to do with Abbywinters, just an enthusiast of lovely real girls.

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  8. Wow what an incredible response to last weeks post, I am so sorry for not joining in on here sooner.

    First off poppy is doing well, if any thing she seems to have more energy than before it happened. She had a nasty run in with a large dog on Thursday but this is pretty usual for her (I think she gives off a spikey vibe around other new dogs) and yesterday we met a lovely Yorkie on our walk back from town and they played for ages. I had to break from tradition and stick her Santa coat on so she didn't freeze waiting for me outside the shops, she has a new more sensible coat coming from England soon.

    It was fascinating hearing about your first masturbation experiences I really enjoyed it. I can only speak for my close friends but we began discussing these kind of things when I was 15. I find it hard to imagine that they hadn't touched themselves (even unknowingly in a ooh that feels strange what does this bit do in the bath kind of way). I didn't watch any porn when I was young my main inspiration was my mind, I have always been turned on by stories and remember inventing elaborate tales (staring me) as I fell asleep, Nights of the round table inspired. After that I moved onto Jilly Cooper via my best friend and many many years later I found literotica.

    Rizza yes we are real porn stars although we are bad children and haven't done as much porn as we would have liked this year. Satine does one of the TV channels every week and as you can see I put all my updates here.

    Kylie H and indeed did a scene together. It was for abbywinters we shot outside. There is both a normal video and a video commentary. If you head back through my blog to August 2011 you can see all in my post 'sex with kylie '

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    1. Hi Masie,
      Brilliant to hear that Poppy is so much better and hope it continues. Not just saying that, I love dogs and will be picking up the latest addition to the family from a local rescue centre next week. Very excited about it.They do have a way of getting under your skin and into your heart.

      It's good to hear that your mind was your best inspiration, it is after all the ultimate sex organ! (Well, that is if you subscribe to the view that the mind is seated within the brain, which is an organ...I digress)(Digressing, I do that a lot)
      Yayy Literotica...I found it a while back by the simple exercise of typing "Erotic Literature" into Google hoping to find a better class of sex stories than some of the dire rubbish I had come across up till then. (ok, so I'm a sex snob, bite me!)
      Well, I did find more than a few that met my high standards, even wrote a few myself that they published.

      Lastly, thanks very much for the pointer to you and Kylie in a shoot. The reason I asked is (ok, I know you didn't ask the reason, but in case you haven't guessed, I run on a bit) that the first Abbeywinters clip I saw involved Kylie H and the second involved a certain cameraperson that was so enthusiastic about her subjects she not only got to fondle both model's boobs, but then proceeded to ditch the camera momentarily in order to get her own out, strictly in the cause of fair play and comparison of course.
      I seem to remember what you described as your sexiest bra and matching (ahem) knickers.
      Well, they matched insofar as they were both items of underwear :p

      By the way, I hope you didn't mind my butting in and answering Rizza's question?, in retrospect it seems a mite high handed of me.

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