Sunday, 8 January 2012

Give a girl a Dildo and good things will happen

I did something nice yesterday and wanted to share it with you - be sure to do nice things to it makes you feel great.

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If im going to follow through on this campagn I need to start doing more porn as my free collection of toys is looking smaller now i'm not getting them as part payment any more.
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  1. Well done!.Masie does missionary work amongst the poor uneducated antipodeans!Lady bountiful dispensing dildos to the poor aussie girls could be a porn series.Call it "My first OZDILDO"It could run and run.Only Masie could get away with it.Love from Gary xxx.

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  2. You're amazement was fun to see Masie ;) Yes girls do exist who have never seen or used a toy before, as Gary notes there's work to be done ;-)

    Good thing you brought some toys over when you moved to Amsterdam. Or did you buy some new ones? Wouldn't want you to run low on toys ;) Spoons do NOT qualify as sex toys btw.

    Oh yeah, what was the name your friend choose, couldn't quite make that out.

    This post did remind me to look for new toys to send someplace (no, not your wishlist addy;), the new Njoy is pretty but friggin *huge* (hint is in the name: Eleven)

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  3. Wow, great job! And an idead for AW: scenes with girls that never used toys or haven't got much experience with masturbating (some sort of lessons)...just a thought

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  4. I'm sure, Masie, that you do more than just missionary! A friend recently dumped her boyfriend, so, my advice was..

    "Get thee to Ann Summers!"

    They only let you down when the batteries run out. With that in mind, stockpile Energiser Lithium! XXXX

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  5. I commend you on your charity work... there must be some government grant you are Eligable for.. if not there should be.

    I also support 100% your other campaign to have "sugarflaps"??? (was that her name), appear on abbywinters.com. If there is a petition you need signing.. just point me in the right direction.

    Pinky

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  6. Ha i'm not sure if she would forgive me if I started an actual petition but if we got enough signatures she wouldnt be able to say no!

    Ann summers is definatly the answer its good to know that I am not alone in my quest to have self satisfiable woman everywhere. The answer to your batter problem is the magic wand (best toy I have ever been given)
    ~Pinky not sure government funding will happen maybe I shoulod look to the private sector any takers?

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