As a porn star I get to do a lot of fun naughty things and I thought it would be even more fun to share them. There is a chance some real life might sneek in to.
Dogbee here again, signed in comments on the blink again! Anyhow here's what I wanted to say:
Normal Masie service resumed! Yay!
I bet a couple of U2 songs came to mind during your stay. With Or Without You and I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For! I'm hoping a girl never tells me "I love you too." as I'll be far too tempted to reply "Yeah, they're a good band, but what about me!?".
Great to see you smiling in the face of adversity, though I wasn't expecting to see you cry over Morris dancers. Last Of The Summer Wine must be a real tear jerker for you!
Ah well, I hope you and your luggage have now been safely reunited.
Crikey Masie,What a marathon posting.Here are the following points I'd like to comment on.1/Yes your boobs are getting bigger!.(I wonder why?)2/I prefer you hairy but you look lovely scalped as well.3/I find Bono as precocious as a 5 year old spoilt-child actor too.Good anti BONO rant though!4/Hope you got to sleep in your own bed last night.Phew I'm worn out now. Also just think if some poor old maiden lady had took your bag by mistake and found all those risque articles inside and then had a fit of the vapours.
Have noted 'do not take easyjet', I hope you've got it back by now? Btw. do NOT put your keys in cargo luggage, keep those on your person (esp. keep it separated from your address).
How do you fit 14 outfits into one suitcase anyway? :) Hmmm... I supposed you have several new outfits now ?
Was good to see you having fun. Never seen a Morris band before, you must really like their music ;-)
So you managed to get to England when it was *sunny* over there AND go to a place near the sea? Good timing I must say.
I'm glad you enjoyed your trip back to Merrie England, Masie, though it must have been a disaster when your suitcase went astray. You look lovely when you are disporting yourself stark naked by the window with a full bush. I wish I had been there to bury my face in it! Bono might be rather pompous, but I still like U2's music! Love, Dennis
Masie, I think you just said "I lost the shoes I was married in" .. so are you an ol' married lady with a Mr Dee stashed away somewhere then? and there was me thinking you were free and single :0 AND if God had intended chicks to have a bush he wouldn't have invented the 'Lady Shave' !! AND and, now you're hollywood please don't lose touch with your fans
Cor, just logged on and there's 4 masie vids to watch.That should keep me busy for a bit and a lovely day too! Garyxxx
ReplyDeleteDogbee here again, signed in comments on the blink again! Anyhow here's what I wanted to say:
ReplyDeleteNormal Masie service resumed! Yay!
I bet a couple of U2 songs came to mind during your stay. With Or Without You and I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For!
I'm hoping a girl never tells me "I love you too." as I'll be far too tempted to reply "Yeah, they're a good band, but what about me!?".
Great to see you smiling in the face of adversity, though I wasn't expecting to see you cry over Morris dancers. Last Of The Summer Wine must be a real tear jerker for you!
Ah well, I hope you and your luggage have now been safely reunited.
Take care xxxx
Crikey Masie,What a marathon posting.Here are the following points I'd like to comment on.1/Yes your boobs are getting bigger!.(I wonder why?)2/I prefer you hairy but you look lovely scalped as well.3/I find Bono as precocious as a 5 year old spoilt-child actor too.Good anti BONO rant though!4/Hope you got to sleep in your own bed last night.Phew I'm worn out now.
ReplyDeleteAlso just think if some poor old maiden lady had took your bag by mistake and found all those risque articles inside and then had a fit of the vapours.
Last reply was from Garyxxx
DeleteHave noted 'do not take easyjet', I hope you've got it back by now? Btw. do NOT put your keys in cargo luggage, keep those on your person (esp. keep it separated from your address).
ReplyDeleteHow do you fit 14 outfits into one suitcase anyway? :) Hmmm... I supposed you have several new outfits now ?
Was good to see you having fun. Never seen a Morris band before, you must really like their music ;-)
So you managed to get to England when it was *sunny* over there AND go to a place near the sea? Good timing I must say.
I'm glad you enjoyed your trip back to Merrie England, Masie, though it must have been a disaster when your suitcase went astray. You look lovely when you are disporting yourself stark naked by the window with a full bush. I wish I had been there to bury my face in it! Bono might be rather pompous, but I still like U2's music! Love, Dennis
ReplyDeleteMasie, I think you just said "I lost the shoes I was married in" .. so are you an ol' married lady with a Mr Dee stashed away somewhere then? and there was me thinking you were free and single :0 AND if God had intended chicks to have a bush he wouldn't have invented the 'Lady Shave' !!
ReplyDeleteAND and, now you're hollywood please don't lose touch with your fans
luv ya lots
Dusty x